- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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