What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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lol

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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