- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

ur gay

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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