Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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