- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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