I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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