- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A Pakistani news reader.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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