How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

I have an erection My mom!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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