Justin Bieber's mother.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Women's rights

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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