- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why do I hate food? I don't.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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