Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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BIG PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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