How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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