Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what is racecar backwards in reverse

womens rights

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Keanu Reaves

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Latvia isn't a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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