- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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