XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

troll----> hahaha---->

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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