- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the fish say after he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

JUST KIDDING^

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

identical jokes get different votes.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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