- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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