Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Brain fart

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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