- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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