- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

your mum

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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