- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Two women were sitting quietly.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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