- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A French man gets into a fight

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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