- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Y u do dis?

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A women walks into a kitchen.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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