- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

your mum

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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