A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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