- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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