Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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