- Anti Joke

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"