What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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I'm sn otter

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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