- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Your mother is average.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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