Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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This isn't funny.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What? Yes.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Terry has ebola

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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