- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

You're a frog

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Y u do dis?

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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