- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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