- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Potato!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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