A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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butt sex

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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