Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I woke up today

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

My Butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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