Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did? Yes

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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