- Anti Joke

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!