- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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