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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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