Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

whats 2+2? 4

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

You're a frog

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Anti Joke

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