- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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