a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

I killed someone on minecraft.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

You're a frog

yes i can connor, this is brett.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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