89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Agent 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What you reading? reading?

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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