Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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troll----> hahaha---->

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pudding

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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