What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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soccer

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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