- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Rebecca Black.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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