How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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