- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Women

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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