Knock, knock. Come in.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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