- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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