- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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