- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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