- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Knock, knock. Come in.

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