Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Female rights.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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I can count to potato.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Anti Joke

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