- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A kid has no friends.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Whats 2+1? 2.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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