Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Weed.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

tee hee

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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