knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Choir.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Female rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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