Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A man buys a prius

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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heat!

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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