Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you spell eight? 8

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Seven

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

FIONN'S LIFE

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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