A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Anti Joke

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