- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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