Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Racial equality.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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