- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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