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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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