Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Christianity

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

I walk into a bar...

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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