What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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