- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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