Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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