- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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