- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

this is not a drill.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

YOU

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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