Jokes Ki Duniya

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

you gay?

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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