Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How high is a Chinaman

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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