- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Why did the

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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