- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Donald Trump.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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