A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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im not food

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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The WNBA

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How high is a Chinaman

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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