- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

National security?

A blind man walks into a wall.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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