The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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