What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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A woman wears a dress.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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