What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Your existance.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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