- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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