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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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