- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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