- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

womens rights.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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