- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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