- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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