a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

identical jokes get different votes.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

women's rights.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Poop.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I've got a dig bick

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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