How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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