how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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