Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

So does Blake

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Carrot fingers

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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