Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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