The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

weston cage

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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