How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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heat!

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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arena football

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What do I hate? people

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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