What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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