Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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