A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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tims sty:)

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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