Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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