Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Chinese men having large penis.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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