- Anti Joke

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

No, Trinidad.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off