What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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So does Blake

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Carrot fingers

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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