- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Asians

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