Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Penis.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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