- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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