Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

kaite is dumb that is true

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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