- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

troll----> hahaha---->

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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