- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

kaite is dumb that is true

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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