- Anti Joke

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

I'm gay.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)