Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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... Chan chan

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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