- Anti Joke

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

roses are red, violets are violet.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead