- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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