Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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