- Anti Joke

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

a horse walks into a blender ow

There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

im watching you..

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

God. God.