Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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