A man walks into a bar

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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The jets are a good team..

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women's rights.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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